Today I Learned…

…that armadillos always give birth to identical quadruplets.  (Thanks Hanna!)

…and that there are audio clips on demand on the internet of President Obama saying awesomely profane things.  These aren’t fake — they’re excerpts from the audio recording of his best seller, “Dreams from My Father.”  I wish I could embed these, but WordPress has some annoying restrictions on scripts.  All I can do is give you this link to where I found them — it has the recordings (language NSFW),  text transcripts, as well as the author’s suggestions as to when he should use that quote throughout his day-to-day presidential business.

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Today I Learned…

…that an Illinois county will not be allowing a goldfish to vote next week (!).

http://www.suntimes.com/news/elections/1232944,CST-NWS-goldfish21.article

We’re all screwed.  All kinds of voter registration irregularities going on, and you know on what side the majority of them are going to lean…