Saturday, December 6th — Leaning Learning

December 7, 2008

Today I Learned…

…that I shouldn’t lean up against things when I’ve been drinking.  At the ugly holiday sweater party I went to today (pictures forthcoming of my hideously ugly sweater), I leaned (leant?) up against the following:

  • Nothing, causing myself to fall backwards a foot in the elevator
  • A glass vase, causing it to fall to the floor and shatter, and giving the host a cut in the process
  • The light switch in the kitchen, causing several people to think that it was last call or something

Yeah.  So not so much with me and the leaning anymore.

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3 Responses to “Saturday, December 6th — Leaning Learning”

  1. Nick Says:

    It’s like the alcoholic version of The Butterfly Effect.

  2. Steph Dubbs Says:

    Quite possibly the best post known to mankind – next to the eggnog post and the top 10 allergies post. Good fun!

    Indeed another themed party will happen at my casa in the spring. Perhaps 90s themed…


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