Friday, Septembarrrrrrr 19th — Houses

September 20, 2008

Today I Learned…

…that when you’re breaking into a house, you should always make sure none of the windows are unlocked before you break one.

I had to break into my mom’s house today — she moved out of state last year and has been trying to sell the house ever since (good luck with that, right?).  The last tenant was a bit of a dick, and boarded up the front door so no one could get in.  So therefore, when my mom needed me to take stock of what was still in the house, it necessitated breaking in.  So me and my friend Alex drove up there with a ladder and proceeded to get in through a window on the master bedroom.  We ended up needing to break it.  However, it turns out that one of the windows into the other bedroom was unlocked and we could have just opened it from the inside.  Also — the asshole who was there beforehand had just boarded up /the glass/ on the front door, so if we had access to a key to that door, we would have been able to waltz right in.  From the outside it looked like the wood was covering the whole door, but that wasn’t the case.

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