Thursday, November 6th — Dutch Rudder
November 7, 2008
Today I Learned…
…what a Dutch rudder is. I’d like to think this is a vaguely family-friendly blog, so if you want to know what that is, either Google it or go see Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
Update: Virgil Goode currently leads Tom Perriello in the Virginia 5th district by 98 votes. I’m not sure what the law is in VA about automatic recounts… anyone?
Wednesday, November 5th — Signed, Sealed, Delivered
November 6, 2008
Today I Learned…
…that I am faarrrrrr too white to sing Stevie Wonder’s “Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours)” at karaoke. I really wanted to sing an Obama campaign song, and the DJ didn’t have “City of Blinding Lights” by U2, which I actually could have come close to pulling off.
Nope. Just wasn’t going to happen.
ALSO: Tom Perriello currently leads Virgil Goode in the VA 5th District by 102 votes.
Monday, October 27th — Gov. Barkley?
October 27, 2008
Today I Learned…
…that Charles Barkley, Basketball Hall of Famer, the Round Mound of Rebound, and one of the most unintentionally funny people to ever walk the face of this good Earth, is planning to run for governor of his home state of Alabama in 2014. Got this from an interview he did with CNN’s Campbell Brown (transcript here) — he also talks about the presidential race, racism in America, the possibility of the Bradley Effect being a factor in this election, and other things as well. It’s a decent read — the part about his political aspirations is down at the bottom.
But seriously, can you imagine Sir Charles as a governor? He says, “I can’t screw up Alabama… We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren’t going anywhere.” His biggest priority would be education, which I can definitely get behind.
Thursday, October 16th — Joe the Plumber
October 16, 2008
Today I Learned…
…that Joe the Plumber is not only a lousy businessman, but isn’t actually legally a plumber and owes $1200 in back taxes to the state of Ohio!
http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2008/10/16/dear-joe-the-plumber-if-you-wind-up-paying-more-taxes-youre-an-idiot/
Monday, October 13th — Tom Perriello
October 13, 2008
Today I Learned…
…that Democrat Tom Perriello, who is running to unseat Virgil Goode from Virginia’s 5th Congressional District, has pulled within single digits in the polling with 3 weeks left to go. This is the closest any challenger has ever come against Goode, which is ridiculous.
Let’s go Charlottesville! Send a Democrat to the House!




