Sunday, September 28th — Sunday Doublepak

Today I Learned…

***Special Sunday Doublepak***

…that someone took the time to create an imaginary mini expansion set of Magic cards themed around the election.  See them here.

Example:

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Also, I learned all of the words to “Hail to the Redskins” after we beat our hated rivals the Cowboys tonight.  The current lyrics are as follows:

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score — we want a lot more!
Beat ‘em, Swamp ‘em,
Touchdown! — Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on ‘Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

…the original lyrics contained such gems as “Scalp ‘em, Swamp ‘em. We will take‘em big score. Read ‘em, weep ‘em Touchdown, we want heap more,” instead of what you see here, as well as “Dixie” instead of “D.C.”

Yeah, I’m a bit ashamed to be a Redskins fan.  Why?